Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Slowly but surely


A few updates. Mr. Kult has attached a solenoid to the big red button which is pretty awesome. This will allow us to hit the big red button and cause the bomb/bombs to release. Also I ordered the patches so they are in the mail.

The main delay though is finding an aircraft to drop the bombs from. I have attempted to get checked out TWICE at another airport and both times the instructor no showed! I think its a conspiracy by the Canadians. No really they are worried that if we are able to drop bombs, that the Royal Michigan Air Farce will be superior to the Royal Canadian Air Farce.

First they set fire to our aircraft now they are abducting instructors. I need to call my embassy, or do you do that when you are in a different country?

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Sewn mission patch, Corporate Sponsorship!

With my superior negotiating skills, and savvy salesmanship I have secured Corporate sponsorship(for an undisclosed amount) for the B5Q which will hence forth be called:

The Bowling Ball Bomb Barbeque and Pool Party
presented by
ShowMeTheRent.com

We will also be writing ShowMeTheRent.com on one of the bowling balls and taking a picture of it.

Check it out

The sewn patch looks pretty awesome. Also let me know if you guys can see any other mistakes. I noticed that the R in FROM looks like a P, and I requested that they make the four leaf clover look more like.....hmmm... a four leaf clover.

Also on Steven Colbert the other night they showed Nixon in an air plane dropping a bowling ball out it!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he had a big read button on the next show. We should all email him about the B5Q and get it on his show. How awesome would that be.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

FIRE!!!!!!


The B5q and Pool Party will be held on Sunday, May 25th!!

Fire
The plane we were planning on using for recon, recently caught fire and has been removed from the flight line. And to make matters worse that was the only Cessna 172 that they rent at that place. Now I have to find another place to rent from, but have no fear, a little fire is not going to stop the B5Q. There is another place at the same airport and they actually have a 172SP which is a 172 with a bigger engine, which means it can carry about 200 extra pounds. If we are able to use that plane we wouldn't have to worry about our weight as much.

Mission Patch
The sewn picture of the mission patch should be in any day and I will post that as soon as I have it.

Other People Dropping Bowling Balls
My buddy Jesse Cogswell (pronounced Cock-swell, not really) recent found a video of some people dropping a bowling ball off a pretty high roof. I can't believe it doesn't break or bounce! Also some wacko is dropping them on a car, wait thats a good idea!

Floating Balls
The ice finally melted and I was able to test the floating theory. Unfortunately she sunk like a bowling ball, so no dice on dropping them in the lake.

Big Red Button
Also this is a picture of the big red button that might be what we use to drop the bombs. Pretty sweet, curtise of Mr. Kult.